Friday, November 12, 2004
If a baker's dozen is thirteen, you can expect to be short-changed by a thief's dozen, but the disappointment wil be short-lived if the eleven stories are written by Donald E. Westlake about the almost luckless thief John Dortmunder. Actually, the introduction to
Thieves' Dozen could count as a twelfth story. It provides a good introduction to the starring character and to Westlake's appealing deadpan humor.
In the first story, "Ask a Silly Question," Dortmunder is "asked" to provide advice to a would-be felon looking to protect his reputation in the face of the imminent revelation of the fraud he has perpetrated on his ex-wife. This wonderful misadventure is one of the few in which Dortmunder makes out like a bandit.
The second story, "Horse Laugh," introduces John Dortmunder to the equestrian world. A city boy, Dortmunder and his best friend, Andy Kelp, try to kidnap a breeding sire, with unpredictable complications.
In the third story, "Too Many Crooks," Dortmunder pretends to be John Diddums (he's Welsh), first a police officer, then a hostage. While Diddums' pretense falls apart under the nervous eyes of the hostage-holding bandits locked in a stand-off with the police surrounding the bank they've held up, Dortmunder's friend, Andy, turns the confusion to profit.
In "A Midsummer Daydream," John Dortmunder engages in a bit of sleuthing to save his hide from the charge of petty theft.
"The Dortmunder Workout" provides a character sketch of the O.J. Bar and Grill where Dortmunder and cronies are known by their preferred drinks.
"Party Animal" reveals Dortmunder's quick thinking, helpfulness, and ability to blend into the background.
In "Give Till It Hurts," the innocents figure out that Dortmunder is a wanted Roman coin thief and make him pay for it.
"Jumble Sale" introduces Arnie Albright, a fence who is so obnoxious he has to give good deals. Arnie is not stupid or unaware that people hate him and his understanding the nuances of social interactions lead him to spot a potential police sting operation.
"Now What?" presents a day in Dortmunder's life -- one in which he faces fire on the subway, a frantic ride in a taxi driven by a terrorist, and the narrow avoidance of another sting operation.
In "Art and Craft" an untrustworthy paroled con tries to persuade Dortmunder to help him in an insurance fraud.
In the final story, the alternate personas of Dortmunder and friends participate in a caper, reprising themes from "Too Many Crooks."
Most of the eleven capers in
Thieves' Dozen are hilarious and provide a good preface to The Road to Ruin.
Thieves' Dozenby Donald E. Westlake
Mysterious Press
April 2004
343 pages
Friday, November 12, 2004